Disclaimer: I am a 58 year old (I know, I look so much younger than that), with four adult children (counting my daughter-in-law), married and living a very comfortable little suburban life. My lifelong dream is to write a novel.

I read a lot and I try to find authors that tell stories that make me laugh. If I could write stories like those, my life would be complete. Problem is, I haven’t been able to come up with anything that isn’t so boring I’d fall asleep writing it. I’ve tried. It, as they say, wasn’t pretty.

So, that’s why I’m here.  Why are you? I’m just kidding. I know why you’re here.  You obviously misspelled something that was autocorrected to sarcasm. And just a warning, if you ever try to come up with a domain name, which I don’t recommend in the first place, don’t type “Notmymom.com ” just to see if it is available.  It’s not, and I’m not even sure what website I landed on, but there was a teenage girl with some old dudes leering at her across the webpage which is filled with a lot of chinese advertisements.

Could this intro be any more boring? Probably, but it’s good for now.

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

Walt Disney

Let’s build something together.